All Time Box Office Records

So not a single comment on my previous post. Looks like I'm just talking to myself (but I'm okay with that). Anyways, moving on.

So the news was just released -- Avatar has just eclipsed Titanic to become the highest grossing domestic film of all time. And I think that's great; Avatar is a phenomenal movie. However, there's one tiny little factor in this accolade that no one ever bothers to take into account (and it's the reason I've never been that in awe of Titanic as the "highest grossing movie of all time"), and that is a little thing call ticket price.

Yes, by any standards, Avatar has been hugely successful. But let's not forget that not only did Titanic come out 12 years ago (when ticket prices were several dollars cheaper on average than they are now), but it also didn't have the 3D price bump with it, which is another several dollars per ticket. Now let's jump back even further, to a movie like Star Wars, which came out a full 20 years before Titanic, when ticket prices were even lower!

Here are some statistics to ponder: according to Box Office Mojo (a great site for movie statistics), the average movie ticket price in 1977 (the year Star Wars came out) was $2.23 (which is honestly hard to imagine). The current average ticket price is $7.46. Now in my experience it's an extra $3 for 3D films, making the average price for a ticket to Avatar $10.46. Which means it takes 4.7 Star Wars tickets to bring in the same amount of money as just one Avatar ticket.

So what does all this mean? I would say that while simple grosses are fine for those Hollywood bean counters who only really care about the bottom line, for those of us in the general movie-watching public, who are probably more interested in a movie's popularity (which would be based on tickets sold, as opposed to how much money those tickets made), these box office records are really misleading.

For example, let's look at an old time classic -- Gone with the Wind. On the all-time domestic gross list, it only ranks at #99, so it's barely in the top 100. But this movie came out waaaay back in 1939, when the average price of a movie ticket was only $.39. That's right -- just 39 cents to see a movie! So clearly there's no way this movie could ever compete with a film that's charging over $10 on average per person. Now you adjust Gone with the Wind's domestic gross to current ticket prices, and suddenly IT becomes the highest grossing movie of all time. It's domestic gross, adjusted for ticket price inflation? That would be $1.5 BILLION dollars (and that's DOMESTIC gross). Which means that in terms of ticket sales, Gone with the Wind did at least 2 1/2 times the business that Avatar has done.

For anyone who's curious, you can check out Box Office Mojo's all-time records (they track both domestic and worldwide grosses, plus the adjusted for inflation grosses). Of note is the fact that when you look at the adjusted grosses, Titanic only ranks 6th, and Avatar is still only at 21st (and The Dark Knight, which is ranked 3rd in highest domestic gross, ranks only 28th when ticket price inflation is taken into account).

And so, in summary, while on these records are nice promotional tools for the movie producers, and give the entertainment reporters something to talk about, at the end of the day they all need to be taken with a grain of salt. But that's just my view on things. And thus concludes my rant for the day. :-)

I'm back!!!

So after an almost 2 year hiatus (wow, has it really been THAT long?), I've decided to try and revive the ol' movie blog. Of late I've found myself posting mini-reviews on Facebook for movies I'd seen, but more and more I'm coming to the conclusion that you just can't put enough details into a Facebook post to do a full review. So I've decided to start putting my reviews here, and then just linking over to my blog posts on Facebook (and who knows, maybe that way I'll end up with more than 2 readers of my blog!).

One of the other changes I think I'd like to make as I reboot my blog is to try and get away from just doing the weekly movie review (which was the habit I'd gotten into previously that was kind of the reason I lost interest in doing the blog), and focus a little more on general movie commentary -- do some ranting about things I love (like foreign films and under-rated B movies) and things I hate (like movie critics and Hollywood's complete lack of creativity of late). As such, I'll probably leave some of my reviews from the weekend over on Facebook (for movies I don't really have a whole lot to say about), and save the blog for the longer, more involved reviews.

So to start things off, I think I'm going to do a little survey (if for no other reason than just to see who, if anyone, comes over from Facebook to read my blog). So the question I'd like to pose to those of you actually still reading is this -- what would say is your favorite under-rated film genre? When I say "under-rated", I mean step away from the big categories like action movies, romantic comedies, Disney/Pixar family films -- your standard summer and holiday fare that gets plenty of press -- and think about the more niche genres: westerns, heist movies, quirky indie dramas, film noir, etc. What category of film do you think has been ignored by Hollywood lately, that you'd like to see more of? And what's your favorite film in that genre? In my next post I'll talk about one of my favorite genres (one of many favorites, as I'm all about the genre films); in the meantime, let's see if I get any comments to this one. :)

Movies Movies Movies

So I managed to see 3 of the 4 movies I’d wanted to see weekend before last (I couldn’t motivate myself to do a double feature on Sunday like I did on Saturday, so TMNT had to wait until last weekend). The movie I saw on Sunday was one that had come out the weekend prior, and that is Sandra Bullock’s new mystery/thriller Premonition. Sadly this was a pretty mediocre flick. The basic premise is that every morning when Sandra Bullock wakes up, she finds herself jumping back and forth between before and after a horrible car wreck that caused the death of her husband. She spends the movie first convincing herself she’s not insane, then trying to figure out how to prevent her husband from being killed.

In a word, the movie is confusing. You really have to pay attention to keep track of what’s going on, and to keep up with what’s pre-accident and what’s post-accident. And once everything finally plays out, the ending just isn’t that satisfying (especially with all the work you've put in to keep up with what's going on), and the movie just kind of ends. While an interesting idea, there were just too many things that didn’t really add up, and a lot of potential to do interesting things with the story that just never play out. There are definitely worse movies out there, but this one didn’t really impress me much.

On Saturday, I saw two much better movies. They were also two very, very different kinds of movies. The first was the sci-fi family movie The Last Mimzi. A young brother and sister discover a box sent from the future. In it are items that somehow grant them extraordinary powers. They learn from one of the items (a stuffed rabbit) that they must build a bridge to the future to save humanity. And things progress from there.

While not a spectacular movie, I’d say this is still a very solid family drama. And there’s a lot more to the story than your average animated kids’ movie, so it’s a little easier for the parents to sit through, while still being a movie that I think most kids can enjoy. It’s probably over the heads of really young children, but otherwise this is certainly a movie that the whole family can enjoy.

The other movie that I saw along with The Last Mimzy was the action thriller Shooter (which is definitely NOT a family movie). I really, really enjoyed this movie. Admittedly, it doesn’t truly stand out from any of the other action thrillers out there as far as story and direction goes, and while the acting is solid (with a great cast) there are no real stand-out performances. But there are a couple of things about the movie that I loved that made it stand out for me. The first is that the main character is a sniper, and there are a number of great scenes where he shows off his sniper skills, which I just loved (especially since I know a couple of snipers). The other part of the movie that just put a smile on my face is when they reveal that the mastermind of the big conspiracy is a Senator from Montana. This was especially gratifying watching the movie in a theater, specifically when a fellow audience member yelled out, “Burns!” when this bit of info is revealed, which got a chuckle from most of the rest of the audience (Conrad Burns, for those who don’t know, was until recently a Montana Senator (he finally got the boot during the last election) who, as far as I’m concerned, is about as corrupt as you’re likely to find in Washington, so hearing his name called out was pretty funny, IMHO).

So if you’re from Montana and you enjoy a good action sniper movie, this is certainly one to check out. And even if you’re not from Montana, go ahead and see it anyways. :)

So last weekend there was nothing new out that I had any real interest in seeing, so I managed to catch the one movie I hadn’t gotten around to seeing the weekend before, and that was TMNT (oh, and I also found time to see 300 a second time – man, I love that movie!!). After passing on it the weekend before, I had thought about just skipping TMNT at the theater (since I was never a huge fan of the original movies), but a couple of friends of mine convinced me it was worth seeing, and since there wasn’t much else out I wanted to see, I decided to give it a go. And I’m glad I did. This was an enjoyable, fun movie. The CGI is spectacular, the voice performances are solid (if they didn’t get the actors from the cartoon show, they got people who’s voices sound pretty close), and the storyline is surprisingly well thought out. And as my buddy commented to me, it was a nice surprise to see that this wasn’t a remake of the original movie, or an attempt to re-imagine or restart the franchise from scratch. The movie very much takes place after the story lines of the original movies and cartoons. Their main villain Shredder has already been defeated, and they are facing a brand new set of foes (although the Foot ninja clan still plays a part in the film).

This is another good movie to take the kids to. It’s action-packed, it’s funny, and just all-around enjoyable to watch. Oh, and here’s a little side tidbit about the movie that I read on imdb that I thought was amusing enough to share. Not surprisingly, when the movie was first released their were comments/criticisms made about this being just an excuse to push the toy line and other merchandising avenues (because hey, let’s face it, what’s the point of having a popular movie these days without cashing in on the merchandising opportunities, right?). The creators of the movie responded by saying that the reverse is actually the case here, that the movie wasn’t designed to push the merchandising, but that the merchandising that’s already out there is what prompted the making of the movie. They were still seeing strong enough sales from Turtles’ cartoons and action figures, etc. that they felt it only made sense to bring the characters back to the big screen for another go around (and from their opening weekend numbers, it looks like they were right – quite a few of those toy-buying kids rushed out to the theaters to see the movie).

Well, that’s about it for this entry. Coming up this weekend we have the Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez exploitation double-feature extravaganza Grindhouse!! While I do admit this movie(s) has the potential to just be horribly dumb, I’m still super excited to see it. While I’m sure that it will indeed be really dumb (and I’m sure the critics will absolutely hate it), I’m also expecting (hoping) that it’s just going to be a hell of a lot of fun! So stayed tuned right here for that review, coming your way soon!!

Frank Miller's 300!!

Before I go into detail about this wonderful, fantastic, incredible movie, I’d just like to comment on the fact that 300 is further proof that the vast majority of professional, paid movie critics are brainless hacks who need to go get real jobs! I wish I could say I was surprised or shocked by how many critics slammed this movie and gave it super low ratings. But sadly all I am is disgusted. This is why I would never waste my time reading any newspaper’s movie review, because you know the idiot that wrote the review doesn’t like anything but snooty art house movies (it is nice to know, however, that you can find a few intelligent movie critics online if you look around some – although there are quite a few hacks online as well).

I don’t care what any of those newspaper hacks have to say – 300 is indeed graphic and violent and intense. But these are GOOD qualities! It is also visually stunning!! I love this movie! And for all those jackasses who want to bitch about how it wasn’t historically accurate or was too over the top, etc., etc., blah, blah, blah, let me just remind them of one thing – it’s a comic book movie!! This is NOT a retelling of a historical event. It is a movie version of a graphic novel that tells a stylized version of a historic event. So I’m sorry if it doesn’t feel like something that would air on The Discovery Channel. But guess what? It’s not supposed to!! Criticizing this movie for not being historically accurate would be like criticizing a cheesy comedy because it just wasn’t as scary and edge-of-your-seat as you’d hoped it would be.

Okay, now that I feel a little better having vented my frustrations about the hacks that plague the movie industry, let’s get back to the matter at hand: Frank Miller’s 300. Let’s start right at the beginning. I have to admit the movie does start out a bit slow. Which always makes you a little nervous when you go into a movie with as high of expectations as I had for this film. If it doesn’t immediately grip your attention, you start to worry that it’s going to be a let-down. And so I was a bit tense as they developed the background, especially since the narrator starts to get a bit annoying, and I started worrying that he was going to drone on through the whole movie (he continues to narrate off and on throughout the film, but once the movie gets going he’s not as bad as in the beginning when he’s trying to give you the background info that you need).

Once this movie kicks into gear, however, it never lets up. I was glued to the screen. The combat scenes are incredible and violent and just fun to watch. Visually, I love the dark, gritty feel to the movie. It so reminds me of Frank Miller’s other recent film adaptation, Sin City, another movie that I absolutely loved. This is a movie that I want to see over and over. And so naturally, I’m having a heck of a time getting back to theatre to see it (isn’t that always the way?). Last weekend was St. Patrick’s Day, and every year for St. Patrick’s Day (well, since last year, anyways) I spend the day working the door at the Irish Pub where my buddy works (they close off the street in front of the bar and throw a huge street party, including an all-you-can-eat Irish buffet; so needless to say they triple the number of bouncers they normally have working). It’s a hectic, 16-hour day, and by 4 AM when you’re finally done, you’re bone weary (and just my luck, I was also seriously sunburned), but it’s also a hell of a lot of fun. But consequently I was not up to going to the movies the next day. And now this weekend we’ve got a ton of new releases, and I’m looking at 4 new movies I’d like to see (one that was released last weekend, and three of the four new movies released this weekend). So it looks like it will be at least one more weekend before I’ll have a chance to see it again (but without question I plan to see 300 at least one more time before it leaves the theatres).

And so I now bring this somewhat rambling review to a close. In closing, all I can say is this: if you haven’t seen 300, go see it!! If you have, then by all means, see it again! And as I mentioned above, I've got 4 new movies I'm hoping to see this weekend, so look for reviews of those coming soon (and I've still got a couple of foreign film reviews I need to get done sometime soon). Until then, see you at the movies!! :)

Quick Reviews

So since I’m so far behind with my reviews and can’t seem to find the time/motivation to play catch up with my blog entries, I’m just going to do a quick highlight of most of the movies I’ve seen over the last month or so, and try to get caught up at least a little bit. We'll see if I can keep up with newer movies from there. So here’s a quick, down-and-dirty update on the various movies I’ve seen recently. Let’s start things off with this spring's big super hero movie, Ghost Rider. I liked this movie quite a bit. It was a fun, action-packed movie, that still had the darker elements that you’d hope to find in a Ghost Rider movie. It was also surprisingly faithful to the original comics, and kept a number of elements that I half expected to be dropped from the film, so that was nice to see. On the subject of Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze, I must say that my feelings are mixed. He does a better job in the role than I expected, but sadly he's still too much Nicolas Cage, and you see too much of the actor in the role. But as I said, he wasn't as bad as I'd expected, so I can live with him in the role. In summation, while it’s not my favorite super-hero movie by any means, this is one I really enjoyed and will likely pick up on DVD.

Our next film (which I actually saw before Ghost Rider), is also of a supernatural vein, and that is The Messengers, a creepy horror movie from Thai directors the Pang Brothers (who’s Thai film The Eye is a really, really enjoyable Asian horror film that I picked up on DVD. I also have the sequel, but haven’t had a chance to watch it yet). It's the story of a city family that moves into a farm out in the country, where the teenage daughter discovers that the house is haunted, but only she and her infant brother can see the ghosts. While not a great movie, The Messengers wasn’t too bad if you enjoy that sort of creepy, suspenseful ghost story movie (and I do). While not one I’m going to rush out and buy on DVD, I am glad that I went and saw it while it was at the theater.

The next creepy movie that I saw, which wasn’t even close to being as good, was Jim Carrey's The Number 23. Sadly, while the trailer makes it look like this is going to be a fantastic movie, the movie itself is something of a letdown. I think the biggest problem is that the trailer is edited in such a way that it makes you think the movie is going to go in a much different direction than it does (the big emphasis in the trailer about the fact that 2 divided by 3 equals 666, the number of the Devil, for example – something that in the movie is a minor footnote and really plays no major role whatsoever in how the plot develops). In the end you get a fairly generic, by-the-numbers suspense thriller. I don’t think I’d recommend this movie to anyone unless they either really love thrillers of any sort, or are really big fans of Jim Carrey in his more serious roles (there’s absolutely no Jim Carrey comic elements in this movie at all).

The same weekend I went to see The Number 23, I also saw Billy Bob Thornton’s family film The Astronaut Farmer. While the premise is obviously really hokey, they do a better job with the whole concept of him building a rocket in his barn than I thought they would. And there are certainly some very funny bits, and some nice heartwarming moments. But all-in-all this is mostly a take it or leave it popcorn movie. While I can’t give it super high marks, there are definitely worse movies you can go see, especially if you’re looking for a movie you can take the whole family to see.

If you’re look for a good family movie, though, I cannot give high enough marks to Bridge to Terabithia. This is a 5-star movie, no question. Admittedly, it wasn’t at all what I was expecting. From the trailers, I was expecting a full-blown fantasy film, along the lines of the Chronicles of Narnia (which is why I was really eager to see it once I’d seen a couple of trailers). In reality, it turns out that the fantasy realm they show off in the trailers is only truly in the imaginations of the two main characters. The heart of the film is really the story of two young outsiders who establish a strong bond of friendship through their belief in this fantasy world that they’ve created. Along the way they deal with bullies, and with siblings, and school, and parents, etc. – all the elements of a good teen drama, and all used to good effect without being over-the-top or preachy or moralizing (like you tend to see in your after school special sort of movies).

One warning I will give for those who haven’t seen it that are thinking about taking younger kids to it (hopefully without giving too much away) – while a wonderful family drama, the movie also has a very tragic moment in it, one that hits and hits hard. And while there’s nothing violent or objectionable or anything like that, it’s still one of those things you’ll probably want to be prepared to talk with your kids about after the movie. But even with that being the case, I still can’t recommend this movie highly enough. The acting and directing are top-notch, and the story is incredibly powerful. I was just completely blown away. It’s the rare movie that you walk out of and you’re still reeling a bit from the impact of the story on you. You really feel the shock and the pain that the characters feel at the end of the story. So whether you have kids or not, or whether you’re into family-oriented movies or not, I have to say, go see this movie.

And on that note, I think I will bring this entry to a close. I’ve still got two foreign language films I need to review, but I think I’ll do those separately. And I’m headed to the theater tonight to go see 300 (I am SO psyched to see that one!!), so I’m sure I’ll have a nice long review for it. Of course, I’m writing this entry up at my parents’ house on my laptop (and only have limited Internet access), so this entry will actually get posted AFTER I see 300, but I’m going to publish this as if I still hadn’t seen it. So look for that review hopefully by the end of the week!!